TOP 10 RESONS U KNO UR A REDNECK

[muddymoon]

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples

[muddymoon]

I'm getting a new car. You know what kind of car I'm getting? I'm getting a Honda CRV because those are very safe cars. And I know 'cause I saw a guy total one the other day when I ran him off the road

[muddymoon]

The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anyone have an example of a multisyllabic word?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"

The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"

Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."

The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job. I'm talking about jerking off."

[smellydisco13]

your a sik man but I like you lmao

[Clamps]

;D ;D
Very good - i don't get the redneck description though - i thought you were describing me!!!

[lurch917]

you know your a redneck
when you take the dog out and you both use the tree at the corner.

you know your a redneck
when your wife says shes game and you shoot her

you know your a redneck
if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain