Post by Clamps on Aug 18, 2009 22:32:41 GMT 1
A Man United fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Man United shirt. Arriving at the top of the ethereal staircase, he knocks on the pearly gates – and out walks St Peter in a City scarf. ‘I'm sorry, mate,’ says St Peter, ‘No Man United fans in Heaven.’ ‘What?’ exclaims the man, astonished. ‘You heard, no Man United fans.’ ‘But, but … I've been a good man,’ replies the Man United supporter. ‘Oh, really,’ says St Peter. ‘What have you done, then?’ ‘Well,’ said the guy, ‘A month before I died, I gave £10 to the starving children in Africa.’ ‘Oh,’ says St Peter, ‘Anything else?’ ‘Well, two weeks before I died I also gave £10 to the homeless.’ ‘Hmmm. Anything else?’ ‘Yeah. On the way home yesterday, I gave £10 to the Albanian orphans.’ ‘Okay,’ said St. Peter, ‘You wait here a minute while I have a word with the Boss.’ Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns, and looks the fan straight in the eye. ‘I've had a word with God and he agrees with me,’ he says. ‘Here's your £30 back – now fukc off
