Post by Clamps on Aug 18, 2009 22:24:24 GMT 1
Bill died and went to heaven, where he was met at the gates by an angel who led him to a large warehouse. Each wall was lined with thousands of clocks. ‘Each clock represents a person’s lifetime,’ said the angel. The hands on one of the clocks suddenly spun around furiously, taking an hour off the time. ‘What was that?’ asked Bill curiously. The angel explained that each time someone acted like a numpty, an hour was knocked off their life. The pair carried on walking, then Bill asked the angel if he could possibly see the famous pop star Peter Andre’s clock. ‘Oh, yes,’ said the angel. ‘But you’ll have to come into the office. We’ve been using it as fan during this hot spell.