Post by Clamps on Aug 18, 2009 22:20:33 GMT 1
This is one of my favourites!
A woman who's pregnant with triplets is walking down the street, when out of the bank runs a robber. In the ensuing gunfight, he shoots the woman three times in the stomach. At the hospital the woman is told that her babies are unhurt, and she gives birth a month later to two girls and a boy. All goes swimmingly for 16 years, until one day the mother finds one daughter crying. ‘What's wrong, dear?’ she asks concerned. ‘Well I was doing a wee and a bullet came out!’ ‘Oh …’ says the woman, relieved, and proceeds to tell her daughter of that fateful day 16 years ago. A month passes and the second daughter comes to her mum crying, with the same problem. ‘Not to worry’, says the mum. ‘I'll explain it to you …’ Another month passes and the boy comes in very concerned and close to tears. The kindly mother takes the boy in her arms and asks him, ‘Were you doing a wee and a bullet came out, my love? Because if you did, it's okay.’ ‘Nah,’ replies the lad. ‘I was having a wank and I shot the dog!
A woman who's pregnant with triplets is walking down the street, when out of the bank runs a robber. In the ensuing gunfight, he shoots the woman three times in the stomach. At the hospital the woman is told that her babies are unhurt, and she gives birth a month later to two girls and a boy. All goes swimmingly for 16 years, until one day the mother finds one daughter crying. ‘What's wrong, dear?’ she asks concerned. ‘Well I was doing a wee and a bullet came out!’ ‘Oh …’ says the woman, relieved, and proceeds to tell her daughter of that fateful day 16 years ago. A month passes and the second daughter comes to her mum crying, with the same problem. ‘Not to worry’, says the mum. ‘I'll explain it to you …’ Another month passes and the boy comes in very concerned and close to tears. The kindly mother takes the boy in her arms and asks him, ‘Were you doing a wee and a bullet came out, my love? Because if you did, it's okay.’ ‘Nah,’ replies the lad. ‘I was having a wank and I shot the dog!