Post by Clamps on Aug 18, 2009 22:10:16 GMT 1
After hours of drinking heavily, Bob is sitting in a bar when, through his bloodshot eyes, he notices a figure sitting next to him. Feeling very jovial, the bloke turns to the blurry figure and says: ‘Do you want to hear a blonde joke?’ The figure next to him snorts. ‘Listen, mate,’ comes a female voice, ‘I weigh 175 lbs and am the British Women's kick-boxing champion. I am also blonde. My blonde friend next to me weighs 190 lb and is the Women's European arm-wrestling champion. Finally, my other friend at the end of the bar weighs 235 lb and is the Women's World power-lifting champion. She, too, is a natural blonde. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?’ The guy pondered this for a while. ‘Hmmm,’ he replied finally. ‘Not if I have to explain it three times.’